Bacon, Egg and Toast Cups!!!
If that wasn't your first choice, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you should have taken this voting thing seriously.
I apologize for keeping you on the edges of your seats, but let me be real for a second: I'm really not sorry about it. I love suspense and I love it when people read my blog. More suspense = more readers. So, please tell your friends and loved ones about the non-domestic goddess and give my equation some substance.
You're probably wondering, "If the toast cups won, then where are the toast cups?" Let me explain..... I'M BUSY. I wish that the only thing I ever had to do was come up with witty and entertaining blog posts, but that just isn't the case, and for this I truly do apologize. Not only do I miss sharing my life with you, but I miss eating real food. I only blog about my cooking after I've actually cooked something, which hasn't happened lately, and is why I am currently living out of a box of granola bars, Pop-Tarts and candy that my parents sent to me. They are already aware of this fact.
Instead of focusing on food, I'll use this post as domestication time, because I know we could all use a little more of that in our lives.
Things Audrey Never Remembers
Or, if my father were to write this:
The World According to Audrey
- Dark clothes are washed with COLD water, not hot, because darkness is cold and light is warm. And that is how I am going to remember that from now on.
- Painting your toes because you bite your nails is perfectly acceptable, just ask Blake Shelton.
- Being able to find things in your room (even if it takes an hour or so) constitutes cleanliness.
- The days of the week are as follows:
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
but only if you have your planner or a friend to tell you what day it is, otherwise it's whatever day you want it to be.
- The refrigerator door can open AND close.
- Pancakes are suitable for every meal.
- Ladies, wear gloves. It's chic. I'm rather fond of this pair I picked up at an antique store for seven dollars this summer.
Not only do they look nice, but they keep your hands protected from fall's chilly breezes while you carry that coffee mug, umbrella or ________. Those are the only two things I really ever carry, so fill in the blank with something of your own. Gentlemen, when ladies wear gloves, notice. They'll like that.
Spoiler Alert: Toast Cups coming soon.
Spoiler Alert: Toast Cups coming soon.
