Friday, August 26

Butter is Better

Yes, I still exist, and so do my wretched cooking skills.  Life has been hectic, but I want you all to know that the whole time I was not writing about my kitchen misfortunes, I was thinking of my readers.  Cross my heart.

You can all breathe a sigh of relief; not only am I back at blogging, but my wonderful mother bought me a cookbook. Yes, I, Audrey Jeanette, own (and stare longingly at) a cookbook.  I haven't made anything from the book yet (hence the staring) but I plan to!

This fall, I moved off campus into a quaint little apartment, with a real kitchen, which means that I have the ability to use a stove, oven AND microwave, so you can only imagine all of the "food" I will be creating! Whether people will actually want to eat that food... well... we'll find out.

My room mate has this orchid.  This story has a point, I promise.  As of this past spring, this orchid consisted of a single stalk and some dried up leaves.  I felt that all hope was lost as far as caring for and reviving this plant, but the plant's owner (Brooke Wheeler) disagreed.  I bet Brooke a tray of brownies that the plant was dead, and she bet me a tray of brownies that it was not.  This is what that plant looks like now:


Needless to say, I owe Brooke a pan of brownies....

Everything was going smoothly until I read the back of the box.  I had already mixed half the ingredients before I realized that I needed 2/3 cup of vegetable oil.  We didn't have any of that.  I read online that applesauce was sometimes a great alternative to oil in baking, but if we don't have vegetable oil, do you think we're going to have applesauce?

I put my creative mind to work and decided that melting 2/3 cup of butter was just as good.  I mean, it basically does the same thing, but tastes better.  Who doesn't like a nice, solid cup of margarine?

 After melting the butter, I added it to the mix.  It took a while to completely fold into the brownie batter, (did you like my lingo drop?) but I was patient.  I shortened the cooking time by about fifteen minutes because I was told by a very wise baker (my mother) that butter cooks faster than oil.  I'm not going to lie, I was worried about the outcome, but look at these beauties!


The moral of the story is: when in doubt, use butter.